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Bernie Sanders 2016 -

BAN - The Assault Fork Now!

TAGS: assault forks
Rating: 4.62/5

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crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 2:10 pm
You didn't have to say 'used', that much is obvious. Also, I find it hilarious that a self professed soldier in the Ayn 'Nothing matters but me' Rand army of selfishness is lecturing me about the trappings of one's ego. Still like you anyway JG. =)
JGalt - May 24, 2014, 1:37 pm
Perfect example. I said learned, (not used). Once again you take my words out of context... I don't need to stoop to your level, as you do to protect your ego.
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 11:40 pm
At least you're willing to admit you take my comments out of context, and project your vilifications on me. That's big of you JG, I appreciate it. =)
JGalt - May 23, 2014, 11:36 pm
and everything I learned about projection came from crankyhaid, as well as taking comments out of context...or as I politely repeat... "putting words in our mouths (saying things that were never actually said).
crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 1:53 pm
I've said it once, I'll say it again... everything I learned about arguing on politifake, I learned from you JG.
JGalt - May 20, 2014, 6:40 am
and english, and truth, and logic, and reasoning, etc.
EmmaRoydes - May 20, 2014, 1:16 am
you could have left off "with sarcasm" and still would have been correct. :)
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:15 am
cranky really has a hard time with sarcasm
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:13 am
Do you have an app that changes words to gibberish so we might understand cranky?
JGalt - May 19, 2014, 11:54 pm
Not sure what app crank uses, it makes him think we've said things that were never put in print!
JGalt - May 19, 2014, 11:53 pm
There is classic Liberal projection once again, blaming others for the tactics they themselves employ with gusto.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 5:56 pm
sorry, that was autoincorrect, not autocorrect. It's an app I wrote that just randomly changes my words to southern
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2014, 3:47 pm

How often do you type "gettin" that it's your default in autocorrect?
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 2:33 pm
*getting* d*** auto incorrect
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 2:32 pm
so, now you are advocating gettin rid of gun control?
crankyhead - May 19, 2014, 12:07 pm
Actually, if you look at places like Portugal and the Netherlands, the opposite has been shown to be true. Vis-a-vis the illicit drug trade anyway.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 9:15 am
It does work and it's not a myth. Look at the drug trade, once drugs became illegal, they all went away and the a**ociated crime stopped.
OTC - May 19, 2014, 12:16 am
No JG, once liberals take the guns away, crime will practically disappear, a liberal's favorite myth
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 8:26 pm
Also... *HONK!*
crankyhead - May 18, 2014, 8:25 pm
Reductio ad Absurdum. A conservatives favorite tactic.
JGalt - May 18, 2014, 7:59 pm
just applying the liberal demonization upon objects instead of responsibilities for personal actions. ie take guns away, then they use knives, take knives away, then they have to take hammers away, then baseball bats, then forks, cars, ad infinitum
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 4:35 pm
Don't get it.

Hillary's War On Women -

Gun Facts -

IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.

TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


TAGS: obama classless spike the ball political loser
Rating: 4.68/5

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arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
As it turns out, Biden was trying to convince obama not to go thru with the mission. Said it was potentially political suicide if the mission failed.
JGalt - October 15, 2012, 11:04 pm
Obama was playing golf- had nothing to do with the plan! The truth shall set us free! http://godfatherpolitics.com/7475/obama-was-golfing-while-osama-plan-unfolded-without-him/

Evan McMullin aka Ross Perot -

TAGS: evan mcmullin ross perot dumbass
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - February 7, 2017, 1:10 am
Evan is a good man. Maybe one of the last great true conservatives.

The NRA -

PRESIDENTIAL TOILET PAPER - Formerly known as The Constitution.

LEISURE CLASS - FREE money. FREE housing. FREE food. FREE healthcare. FREE tuition... Why work? Vote Democrat!

COME AT ME BRO! - Where can I find this Putin guy?

TAGS: badass obama
Rating: 2.33/5

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calron - June 7, 2015, 2:26 pm
How can that paper tiger support his weight?

OBAMA - Not the only Failed President

THE LOOK OF LOVE ONE ANOTHER - or the look of what racism does to someone

Stupid Socialist Sanders -

Obama's Selective Outrage -

Republicans: -

REPUBLICANS - Somehow thinking that by supporting the 1%, someday they'll be the 1%.

OUR NATIONAL DEBT: THE NEW FORM OF SLAVERY - Middle Class Are Government Debt Slaves

SINGLE SHOT WEAPON - Doesn't mean safer than fully automatic weapon.

ASSAULT RIFLES - The semi-auto civilian model of the AR-15 is NOT one.

LIBERAL TAX MYTH - 'The rich don't pay their taxes' With the top 10% paying over 70% of all taxes collected, this lie is blatant. It's typical class warfare BS from the Marxist left.

GEE WHIZ - Kinda hard to man up to the Russians when POTUS doesn't even register on the man scale.

TAGS: obama putin russia man embarrassment
Rating: 4.1/5

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Renza - September 19, 2013, 10:58 pm
What's funny about a leader of a former communist country being more willing to negotiate with the president of our country than the GOP (aka members of the same government)? Guess it's kinda funny in a sad way how the GOP blindly refuses everything.
StoneTools - September 19, 2013, 1:22 pm
Funny that Obama will negotiate with Putin, but not the GOP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbMqSjkxGm4

Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -

Liberal Moonbats -

TAGS: liberal moonbats progressives democrats gun grabbers nra second amendment 2a assault weapons hippies hillary clinton bernie sanders supporters
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - November 3, 2015, 11:52 am
The guy posted it as a joke to see who would bite. He got blasted from the Right, and even had lefties agreeing with and applauding him LMAO
tommygun - October 14, 2015, 9:43 pm
That's hilarious! Stupid people are so entertaining

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - There is no depth to which a liberal will not go to protect themselves from having to reconcile with truth

REP. ALAN GRAYSON, UNEMPLOYED - Named American's worst politician by Newsweek. Appropriate!

TAGS: horse s ass
Rating: 3.71/5

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WASTING AWAY IN OBAMAVILLE - Looking for our lost glimmer of hope..


HIGH CHEEKBONES - Useful for keeping those liberal tears in place for the cameras

Hillary Clinton -

THE HYPOCRITICAL LEFT - "Bigotry is wrong, except when we do it"

LET'S MOVE! - Wide load, coming through!


TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?

Soap Opera Producer Is Now The U.S. Ambassador To Hungary -


PLANET OF THE APES - Zimbabwe's Tyrant


TAGS: neil degrasse tyson
Rating: 2/5

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terroraustralis - November 1, 2012, 12:10 am
arnnatz - October 31, 2012, 10:08 pm
all the little things add up to a big overblown budget
KALKAM - October 31, 2012, 9:21 pm
Yeah, I guess...we should eliminate Obamacare instead.

UNIVERSITIES NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES - why are they tax exempt anyways? Again, it's not the rich that are the problem, it is liberal scum.

HYPOCRITES - Liberals that scream and fight for every entitlement hand-out they think they have "earned" while also screaming and fighting to take money from those who actually have earned it.

ROBERT MUGABE - "So what if I massacre my own people? I'm supposed to. I'm a COMMUNIST !!!"

THE SOLUTION TO THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - The answer is easy for the spoiled brats

Obamanation -

American Badass -

FLAMETHROWERS - The solution to the gun control debate.

2012 CAMPAIGNING - Bringing out the weapons of mass distortion

Deplorable DNC Diva -

Chelsea Clinton on Planned Parenthood -

" DUBAI MALL ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE " - Brussels Bans Annual Christmas Tree Display – It May Offend Muslims.

DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ'S EXCUSE - She had to pay for her own birth control

THOMAS JEFFERSON - "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. "

TAGS: jefferson classical liberal aka libertarian
Rating: 4.71/5

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RonaldReagan - January 9, 2014, 4:30 pm
Don't get it?

POLITICIANS EXPOSED - The National Security Agency has declassified and released files that explain why politicians are so out of touch


JOE BIDEN - pass the job's bill or get raped and murdered


YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you automatically believe that someone making more than 100k a year must automatically be ripping somebody off

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN - I Might Have Gotten Brain Freeze From That Smart Ass Guy's Frozen Custard Cut Taxes? Who's He Think He's Talking To?

30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight

HYPOCRISY!?! - 0 deaths because of WikiLeaks 2,438 deaths because Obama's Drone War Who is the real "Enemy of the State"?


JACKASS - Jackass,n.,1. A dim-witted, somewhat lazy, domestic farm animal. 2. Democrat Party symbol. See democrat. Democrat,n.,1. See Jackass.

MITT ROMNEY - "That's right, I'm going to do away with Medicare and give you non tax-paying freeloaders limited vouchers. See? I have compassion."

TAGS: romney medicare compassion
Rating: 2.88/5

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JGalt - September 29, 2012, 12:49 pm
Have you read Obamacare?
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:53 am
Or what the affordable Healthcare Act says for that matter?
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:52 am
Have you read the Reid budget?
Jrock - September 29, 2012, 5:44 am
Have you read the Ryan budget?
JGalt - September 28, 2012, 7:42 pm
Citations please, and not obama or pelosi "quotes"

HYPOCRISY - They shot nuclear bombs into all three ozone leaves in the 60’s but I’m going to harm it if I put straight pipes on my truck or motorcycle.

Bernie's New Deal For America -

Hillary the "Fighter" -

badass -

PASS THIS BILL - Mr. President when can we see the details?

TAGS: obama pass bill not written
Rating: 5/5

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deerbag2 - September 11, 2012, 9:28 am
2 things in 4 years, too bad if you don't work at GM
deerbag2 - September 11, 2012, 9:26 am
Last night on the News Romney couldn't give one (yes 1) example of a loop hole he would close in the tax code. But his plan was to cut the loop holes!
arnnatz - September 10, 2012, 11:42 pm
looks like the list of obama's successes as president
crankyhead - September 10, 2012, 9:21 pm
That empty page sort of looks like Romney's campaign platform doesn't it?

Bernie Supporters -

THAT LOUD SQUEALING SOUND YOU HEAR - Is the Takers of this society panicking at the prospect of losing a claim on other peoples money in the debt ceiling talks.

The New U.S. Ambassador To Argentina -

QUESTION - Are you better off than you were over $5 Trillion in debt ago? Voting Matters!

HELLOOOOO!!! - Obama spots the one person who moved from lower class to middle class during his Presidency


IF THE SHOE FITS..... - End the error in 2012, vote for someone with experience (more experience than just community organizing).

SAFETY GLASSES? - Protection from bullshit getting in your eyes

BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF THE REPUBLIC - Summarized in three words: Taxpayers vs. Taxeaters

CNN's Alisyn Camerota on Hijabs -

TAGS: alisyn camerota cnn hijabs dumbass
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 11, 2016, 11:51 am
After her show of solidarity Camerota should be stoned to death for her disobedience to men and the Quran.
WaambulanceDriver - December 1, 2016, 1:16 pm
Americans should wear tight fitting tinfoil hats to show solidarity with Democrats

OBAMA 2012 - Choice of the Communists.

BUDGET IMPASSE - For some it is an inconvience, for others it may mean the difference between life and death

Loony Liberals -


Hillary Clinton's Failed Foreign Policy Legacy -


TAGS: democrats keeping it classy
Rating: 5/5

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KaBoom - August 1, 2013, 5:44 pm
Good poster. very funny. Although politically I don't care what he does in his personal life.
foxrecon19d - July 25, 2013, 12:21 pm
HA! HA! HA! According to wiener's cyber*** girlfriend, it usually takes Weiner less than 30 seconds to lol hard!
Reality Lord - July 25, 2013, 7:16 am

i lol'd....HARD!!!!

LONDON RIOTS - When those on entitlements feel they deserve the fruits of other people's labors- what else do you expect from a government grown underclass?

NOT TO WORRY - You still looked, acted and sounded like one even without the hat during the 2nd debate last night

TAGS: asshat
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 18, 2012, 6:56 am
He said "When I was president" which means he knows he was asleep at the wheel and he is only president part of the time.. not full time.. and that he blew the opportunity
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 10:51 pm
If you go and look at the transcript you will clearly see he never blamed himself.



IS THIS ALL BUSH'S FAULT TOO? - When is this President held for his own actions or inactions? See you in November

BILLY JACK FOR PRESIDENT 2012 - America needs a kick ass President now more than ever

Republican House passes bill to pay federal employees -

FAIL: CLASS WARFARE = HAVES VS. HAVE NOTS - Correction; class warfare = works vs. work nots.



President of the USA -

SCREWING... - the American taxpayer since 2008.

THE SYSTEM WORKED - State Department official added: “Our security plan worked.”

TAGS: obama fail epic libya embassy
Rating: 4.6/5

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JGalt - September 21, 2012, 8:09 pm
I think that's the only press release Napolitano has ever written!

BLACK MIDDLE CLASS - How are things under Obama & Reid?

We Must Ban -

TAGS: gun control assault crockpot ban
Rating: 4.56/5

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OTC - April 24, 2013, 7:23 pm
You could say I regurgitated your irrelevant nonsense.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 7:17 pm
I see you dodged the question (again) with irrelevant nonsense. That speaks volumes. :)
OTC - April 24, 2013, 5:49 pm
How many people have lost limbs from firearms in the last 10 years?
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:55 pm
nobody should HAVE to justify why civilians should be allowed to own semi-auto replicas of select fire (assault) military rifles. thats what the second ammendment is for, so these weapons cannot be taken away for no reason other than "they dont need them"
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:53 pm
just to clarify, a**ault weapons are designed soely to LOOK LIKE and HANDLE LIKE the rifles that are designed soely for killing people as quickly as possible. there is NO VALID REASON to ban them, unless you're also banning every other kind of gun.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:51 pm
because under US federal law, they CANNOT own the same weapons that they used when deployed, because when deployed, they use SHINY BLACK a**AULT RIFLES WHICH CAN GO FULL AUTO, which ARE MADE TO KILL EFFICIENTLY, unlike SHINY BLACK SEMI AUTOMATIC RIFLES.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:49 pm
assault RIFLES are made to kill people efficiently. a**ault WEAPONS are made to handle just like a**ault RIFLES so that MILITARY PERSONEL can own a gun that HANDLES AND LOOKS the same as the guns they TRAINED WITH.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:46 pm
why should people be allowed to own crockpots and pressure cookers even though they can cook things on a grill?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 10:34 pm
1) Stop the caps -- they make you look like an idiot. 2) I have asked many times, but I have yet to hear a single gun "enthusiast" give a rational reason why a civilian should own a rifle that is designed solely for killing people as quickly as possible.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 5:34 pm
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM a**AULT WEAPONS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS? papafox, you're smart with some issues but i just dont understand why you think law abiding citizens shouldnt be allowed to own weapons which are used in less than 1% of all gun crime...
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:51 pm
It's selective dishonesty when you specify only rifles. More people have died from guns than from all other weapons combined.
OTC - April 22, 2013, 3:45 pm
since you want to go that route, less people have died from rifles that knives and hands, so aren't you liberals going after the wrong weapon control?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
How many people have died from crockpots in the last 10 years?

THE NEW QUEEN - Of Corruption.

OKLAHOMA IS SAVING MONEY - by passing a law that requires all driver's license exams to be printed in English only.

OBAMA PILLS - If such a thing could be made, they'd do it.